Brief Intermission Six
DO YOU ALWAYS USE THE PROPER WORD?
The fact is that grammar is getting more liberal every day. Common
usage has put a stamp of approval on many expressions which your
grandmother would not have dared utter in her most intimate
conversation—not if she believed she was in the habit of using good
English. It is me; have you got a cold?; it’s a nice day; can I have
another piece of cake?; she is a most aggravating child; will everybody
please remove their hats—all these today represent perfectly correct
grammar for everyday conversation. Modern grammar research
reports that these expressions have become universal in educated
speech.
However, such a liberal policy does not mean that all bars are
down. Only a person whose speech borders on the illiterate would
make such statements as: can you learn me to swim?; he don’t live here
no more; we ain’t working so good; me and my husband are glad to see
you. There are still certain minimum essentials of good English that
the cultivated speaker carefully observes.
Is your grammar as good as the next person’s? Here’s a quick test
by which you can measure your ability.
Check the preferable choice in each sentence, then compare your
results with the key at the end. Allowing 4 per cent for each correct
answer, consider 92–100 excellent, 76–88 good, 68–72 average.
1. What (a–effect, b–affect) does Farrah Fawcett-Majors have on
you?
2. What’s the sense (a–in, b–of) looking for a needle in a haystack?
3. She won’t (a–leave, b–let) us meet her new boy friend.
4. What (a–kind of, b–kind of a) dress do you want?
5. Her (a–principle, b–principal) objection to neurotics is that they
are difficult to live with.
6. The murderer was (a–hanged, b–hung) two hours before the
governor’s pardon arrived.
7. Many men feel great affection for their (a–mother-in-laws, b–
mothers-in-law).
8. For a light cake, use two (a–spoonfuls, b–spoonsful) of baking
powder.
9. Everyone likes you but (a–she, b–her).
10. Sally sent a gift for (a–him and me, b–he and I).
11. The criteria you are using (a–is, b–are) not valid.
12. The cost of new houses (a–is, b–are) finally stabilizing.
13. Irene as well as her husband (a–has, b–have) come to see you.
14. (a–Is, b–Are) either of your sisters working?
15. As soon as the editor or her secretary (a–comes, b–come) in, let
me know.
16. One or two of her features (a–is, b–are) very attractive.
17. Can you visit Mary and (a–I, b–me) tonight?
18. He is totally (a–uninterested, b–disinterested) in your personal
affairs.
19. She (a–laid, b–lay) on the beach while her son splashed at the
water’s edge.
20. (a–Who, b–Whom) would you rather be if you weren’t yourself?
21. You should not (a–have, b–of) spoken so harshly.
22. She is one of those women who (a–believes, b–believe) that
husbands should share in doing housework and taking care of
the children.
23. Was it you who (a–was, b–were) here yesterday?
24. What we need in this country (a–is, b–are) honest politicians.
25. I’m smarter than Gladys, but she’s richer than (a–I, b–me).
KEY: 1–a, 2–a, 3–b, 4–a, 5–b, 6–a, 7–b, 8–a, 9–b, 10–a, 11–b, 12–a,
13–a, 14–a, 15–a, 16–b, 17–b, 18–a, 19–b, 20–a, 21–a, 22–b,
23–b, 24–a, 25–a